My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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