Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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