last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
there was a trapeze. enough said
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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