Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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