Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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