WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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