Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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