I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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