This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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