am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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