I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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