Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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