no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I didn't notice because vodka
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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