the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize