check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize