Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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