There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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