Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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