We're like a lot better than the average bears
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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