he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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