I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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