Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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