rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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