Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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