The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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