If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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