You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Actions speak louder than pants.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
wow bdsm is so cute
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