I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
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