Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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