Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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