ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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