im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
