oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm having to shit out rocks
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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