I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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