Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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