Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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