how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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