Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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