So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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