Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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