My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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