Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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