He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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