i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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