The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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