that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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