I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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