Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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