Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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