Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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