apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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