No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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