OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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