Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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