Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
