This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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