Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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